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Oh, Linda, will you cut it out? You are such a baby sometimes.
What do you want me to do, huh? Just don't bullshit me, okay? That's the only thing I can take.
Just don't bullshit.
I'm not bullshitting you.
What do you want me to say? There isn't much you can say, is there? I mean, is there? Look, I'm not going to argue anymore.
It isn't going to do any good.
We've been through this all before.
So, uh, maybe this should be it, huh? Just don't bullshit me.
I'm not bullshitting you.
Will you stop saying that? Listen, Linda, I mean, the mattress aside, when did we decide that you...
When did we decide that we weren't going to sleep with other people? Is that what you're trying to say? Well, don't be such a coward.
No, we never did say it.
Because I thought we understood each other.
We do understand...
Oh, shut up! Every time I get upset, whenever I don't feel good, you take this attitude like you don't even know me.
Well, I'm sorry, but it hurts me.
You bring someone in here and sleep with her on my mattress.
It's my mattress.
I paid for it.
Take the damn mattress.
And if you want to sleep with a lot of different women, fine.
I'm not good enough for you? Fine.
Just don't bullshit me.
I'm not bullshitting you.
Are you not? No.
Who was it? Linda, look.
You don't even know if you did it or not before you left.
As a matter of fact, you had your period when you went to Wisconsin for a couple of days.
I did not.
You did too.
We had a fight, remember? Just before you left.
I had my period on the 10th during the dance concert.
You did not.
You said you were getting it, but you never did.
I did so.
You went to the drug store for me on the way to the movie.
Come on, that was the month before.
That was September.
It was not.
It was too.
I remember.
You tried to slap me.
I called you a bitch and you tried to slap me.
Well, you have a period sometime and see how pleasant you are.
Look, it's one thing to tell me your cramps hurt and you don't feel good, but when you turn into a maniac every month and on top of that deny that it has anything to do with your period...
I do not deny that it has anything to do with my period.
You do so.
Every month we have this knock -down drag -out fight about what a creep I am.
All right.
And it's always my period.
It's never you, just me.
I bet if we started keeping records, we'd find that every time you have your period, we have a fight.
I bet.
Oh, great, Michael.
Great.
Let's get a little chart, okay? Then we can keep a record of when we fight, when we make love, when you do the dishes...
Hey, I don't want to keep a chart.
All I'm saying is that you, every time...
What are we talking about your period for? All I'm saying is you had your period when you went to Wisconsin.
There's an as of yet unidentified spot on the mattress.
Therefore...
I didn't put the unidentified spot on the mattress.
But I know who did.
Who? Who? I don't need this.
Can I use this? I'll give it back in a few days.
Come on, Linda.
Where are you going to go tonight? Will you cut the dramatics? It's three o 'clock in the morning.
I can't stay here anymore.
I'm sorry.
I don't want you to go.
We'll talk some more, okay? Let's go to sleep and we'll talk some more tomorrow.
Michael, I just don't know how this could happen.
No more, okay? I don't want to talk about it any more tonight.
Who cares what you want to talk about? Here we go again.
What are we going to do? Argue about it all night long? I want to know what happened in our bed.
Nothing happened in our bed.
You're a liar.
Hey, don't go calling me that.
You're lying to me.
I am not.
You're a liar, you're a liar, liar, liar.
Hey! You're having your period, aren't you? You hurt me.
You really hurt me.
Love is not as simple as when we first said hello Somehow your eyes just won't see I'm a woman who wants to know If you love me, let it show Cause if you don't, then watch me leave Nobody likes to be fooled You ain't the only one that's been pursued I'm tired of hoping you'd have something to say to make me stay Take a chance Take a chance Take a chance You're not going to dance class today? No.
What are you going to do? What does it look like I'm doing? Hey, come on.
I'm going to stay at Susan's until I find a place.
Yeah? Yeah.
What are you going to do? You want to deal with all this stuff now? What? You want to divide all this stuff up? No.
I think I'd like to get it over with.
Well, I don't want any of this stuff, Linda.
I say take what you want and that's fine with me.
You want the chaise? You mean this chaise? Yeah, this chaise.
Take it if you want it.
Well, I have to leave it here for a while.
Fine.
I'll take the chaise and you can have the rug.
Okay? Take what you want, Linda.
I don't want any of this stuff.
You're going to take the records? Oh, you want to divide them up? Well, yeah.
I mean, yeah, let's divide the records.
You know, I paid for most of the tape deck.
You want the tape deck? I paid for most of it.
No, that's okay.
You can have my tape deck.
Well, I have to leave it here for a while.
You can have the bed.
What about that dresser? Linda, take the whole damn apartment, okay? Only leave me out of this.
Oh, you don't want anything? No.
All those, huh? Hey, let's go for breakfast.
No.
Come on, let's go eat breakfast.
Michael, I'm not staying here tonight.
I'm leaving.
You still got to eat? Well, I wasn't going to eat today.
Don't eat tomorrow.
What's so funny? Just looking at your face.
Hey, Linda, I had to restrain myself from punching you in the face while you were asleep, so don't start laughing at me.
Come on, I'm hungry.
We'll go to Sam's.
Linda.
What? Just stay at Susan's for a couple of days.
Without moving your stuff out.
And in a couple of days, if you still want to move...
Then move.
Okay.
You buy me breakfast and I'll think about it.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Oh, wait.
Help me cover this a little.
Here, try these.
Oh, great.
Now I look like a beat up fag.
No.
I'll tell everybody you're my sister.
Hey, Linda.
You can borrow my leather pants.
I got a little vest that'll go with it.
Hey, Linda.
I got a fight in a bar and some drunk hit me.
Michael, I can't lie.
Well, you got to lie.
Somebody's got to lie.
No.
What did you get us on? You're going to lie inside? No.
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I don't know.
You know? I was watching these pigeons yesterday.
On this building.
And there was like 50 of them 天空上坐着, 一个小羊, 他在做什么呢? 你知道小羊怎么做吗? 嗯。 它们就把脚扯起来, 然后就开始跳舞, 然后如果小羊想跳舞, 他就跳上去, 然后他们就把脚扯起来, 然后就跳上去。 所以 ,这一个男孩, 他就跳上去, 然后就把脚扯起来, 然后就跳舞。 但是 ,小羊在旁边, 他就不来。 所以 ,他就开始跳舞, 然后就跳上去。 然后 ,两个小羊 他就被拉起了晒。 然后 ,这一个疯小羊, 我看了, 他们就跳了整个建筑的高度, 他们就跳了整个建筑的高度, 到没有一个小羊.
还有50小羊, 他们就开始跳舞, 他们就全部都跳出去了。 Maybe it was a female pigeon.
No, it was a male pigeon.
How do you know? Because that's what male pigeons do.
I've watched them.
It was bigger.
But the thing is, I'm watching this guy thinking, what a jerk he is.
And then I think, hey, a pigeon doesn't think what a jerk he is.
A pigeon just does what he has to do.
That's this guy's job in life.
To try to make it with every pigeon he comes across.
You know what I mean? No.
I mean, why did I think this guy was a jerk for trying to make it? Why? No, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, it was silly of me to think that.
I don't agree.
Hey, Linda, you know, you're very difficult to talk to sometimes.
Well, I don't like this story.
Yes, you do.
I do not.
Why would I say I didn't if I did? Forget it.
Hey, do you want to go to dinner? No, I'm having dinner at Susan's.
You mean you're still going over there? Yes.
Linda, I don't understand.
What? Why did we just make love? What do you mean why? I mean, what was that all about? Michael, I told you I was going to stay with Susan.
What is this shit? What do you want me to do, beg you? Is that what you want? No, I don't want you to beg me.
Well, then what is this shit? I thought we had fun today.
Well, yes, we did have fun.
Well, what is this shit? Linda, I don't want you to go.
I love you.
Do you know that's the second time you've ever said that to me? Well, I do.
I do.
So what are you going to do about it? I'm going to stay at Susan's house tonight and we'll just see what happens.
Hey, come on.
Tell me what you want and I'll do it.
I don't want you to do anything.
You want to get married? Is that what you want? Michael! No, I'm just asking.
Is that what you want? No, I don't want to get married.
Well, come on now, Linda.
You don't have to be insulting about it.
I'm not being insulting about it.
Well, you talk like it's a fate worse than death.
Michael, do you want to get married? No.
Well, I don't either.
Well, fine.
So let's not talk about it anymore.
Fine.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to be late if Susan calls telling her I'm on my way.
No, Linda.
Michael, please don't do this.
You're not leaving.
Michael, get out of my way.
Don't try it, Linda.
You're going to get hurt.
You would hurt me? You would actually hurt me? Well, look what you did to me.
Well, that was different.
Listen, Linda, you're not leaving, so knock it off.
Michael, let me go! Michael, will you cut it out? I just don't want you to go to Susan's tonight.
Well, you made that perfectly clear.
Linda, talk to me.
Hey, you talk to me.
I want to understand what happened.
We were good together.
I know.
Linda, I don't know.
It didn't mean anything.
I knew you were going to say that sooner or later.
It didn't, Linda.
Believe me.
So that's supposed to be the explanation.
Boys will be boys, but it really doesn't mean anything.
No, but...
Another lie.
Okay, okay, I give up.
You're right.
I'm a creep, so leave.
Michael, I'm no different than you.
I've been on the make all my life.
Everybody's on the make.
But when you find what you're looking for, you stop looking.
Oh, when I was up in Wisconsin, I dreamed about you.
Really freaked me out.
I thought, oh, now you're dreaming about the guy.
And I missed you.
I wanted you.
But you were busy screwing some little chippy in here on my mattress.
We've had enough of this.
You forget about the mattress.
What do you want me to do? It's too late, Michael.
I love you, Linda.
You can leave if you want to, but I love you.
And that's four.
Now you're going to leave? You want to go eat? Every time I get upset, you want me to go eat.
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