If you're looking for trouble, you came to the right place.
If you're looking for trouble, just look right in my face.
I was born standing up and talking back.
My daddy was a green -eyed man.
He sang before I was born.
My middle name was Henry.
Well, I'm evil.
So don't you mess around with me.
Oh, don't mess around.
Oh, don't mess around.
I'm evil.
Don't mess around.
I'm evil.
I'm evil, I'll tell you I'm evil.
Don't ever let me win again.
Well, kids, that was Elvis Presley and a flash from the past.
And more of those flashes coming up your way with Jerry Lee and a whole lot of shaking going on.
Come on, baby.
Hold on, shake.
Hey, man, come with us.
We're in a something new.
Break through the progressive world of beauty.
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Thank you, and have a nice evening.
How about one of our calendar of coming events? We have...
Be part of this progressive, growing city.
And earn a lot of bread.
1967, Yellow Ford Fairland.
Watch them.
You can get it all together.
Truck on down.
Hiya, fellas.
How many of you are there? Yeah, wouldn't you like to know, asshole? Oh, that's three.
Three, huh? Okay, that'll be six dollars.
How'd you like to make love, connect? She'll fucking break your neck.
She's looking at you there.
She's looking at you.
Seven, eight, nine, ten.
Thank you, and have a nice evening.
Would you like a calendar of our coming events? Unisac's clothing store.
With their biggest selection of jeans and black anywhere.
Jesus Christ, you were fired a week ago, and you're here every night.
Don't you ever get tired of this garbage? We're gonna win all along.
That's where it all begins.
Looking for a good old time.
Looking for a dream.
Attention.
Please look at your dashboard.
If you don't see one of these name -brand eight -track stereos, the stereo shop can custom install one for you.
1001 Howard Street in Evanston.
Two, please.
Okay, that's five.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Thank you, and have a nice evening.
You too.
So anyway, the next scene in the film is this tribe of Aborigines who have never been in contact with civilization before.
This airport was built all 400 miles away.
And every four or five months, these planes are flying.
It really changes their whole experience.
Do you want something to eat? I don't know.
I guess so.
Are you hungry? Not really.
Oh, well then, I'm not hungry either.
I didn't know that you...
Well, that's okay.
So the last scene of the film is this whole village of Aborigines.
They're all waiting to lure these planes in.
They stand on the slope of this mountain.
Two rows, and they're holding these torches.
And every night, they're just waiting and waiting for these birds to land.
God, that's really strange.
Yeah, I thought so too.
You get more out of life when you go out to a movie.
Take a look out left by that Chevy.
Wow.
Nice tits.
Where? Up left, asshole.
Oh, man.
I'd say 16.
More like 17.
No, more like 16.
She looks just like Tina, that chick I was talking about.
I was telling you about Minnesota.
She was only 16.
Really class.
Anybody thirsty? You better believe it, man.
She was nothing like those rags at school.
Hey, I'm not talking about Tina.
I'm talking about them right there.
Open your eyes.
Well, she's not like the chicks at school either.
She must come from someplace like...
It won't matter when that comes.
Let's hit the fuse, huh? Her old man's probably a doctor.
I bet she's looking for that old mobile over there.
That's figures, man.
You know, those girls, they always go for the guys with the loaded parents.
That's a pretty shitty excuse, man.
Oh, wow.
I was screwing Tina.
She had her own car.
The old man was a lawyer.
She lives in a big fucking mansion.
Jesus Christ, man.
Will you shut up about this chick? You're always talking about Tina.
I mean, he's never seen Tina.
I've never seen...
Listen, asshole.
You come up in my bedroom and look at the letters I got from her anytime.
I don't care, man.
Kiss my ass.
Sit down.
Cigarette? No, I don't smoke.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot.
You don't.
You're smart.
You're a smart boy.
I want to tell you something.
The only time people know to somebody is when they're in a relationship.
The only time people know to somebody is when something goes wrong.
Now, something decent they don't see.
But one blemish and that's all.
It's everybody's business.
Take my business, for example, Hawk House.
It's, uh, the Hulk House.
I've run this place ever since it opened, ten years ago.
We've had our problems right from the start.
The kids sneaking in, the drinking, the sex.
A while back, some of these couples were going at it before dark.
The families stopped coming.
The parents were afraid to bring their kids.
The children were only half price, but, well, it was the principle of the thing.
Ah, but when we cleaned up, we really cleaned up.
I used to have a crew of ten guys working for me who were sharp as nails.
We had no drunk driving, no heavy sex, and nobody sneaked in here.
We were too good.
After a while, teenagers and couples stopped coming.
And all we had was families.
And like I said, the kids were half price.
Well, I let up on the crew.
And the last kid I hired nearly ruined my reputation.
Well, he used to sit and watch the movie all night long.
And now I've got every kid in town trying to sneak in here.
And then I get a phone call from the cop warning me if they get one more drunken driver, they're going to come in here, patrol the place, search the cars and everything.
That's why I hired you, Hawk House.
Now, here's a list of all the troublemakers who are here tonight.
Hmm, they've turned to the right.
Just ahead here somewhere.
Where's this old pal of yours headed? I'll get you one.
It's a drinker of dames.
Anybody see that light? What light? What? Oh, I thought I saw a light.
It's moving by.
Oh, shit! You asshole! I thought you said this was safe, man.
What are you, high or something? You're wasting my time, Don't you know Morse code? No, I don't.
Oh.
Okay.
Now here's the message.
You patrol this area.
There are guys here and here.
They'll get careless.
Now you just be watching.
I'll stay along the fence.
Now, this is where things get really rough.
One second and they'll hit you from all sides.
Not that I can't handle it myself, but, well, the walkie -talkies are broken and, these kids are pretty fast.
Now, when you see this, that means help.
Sir? Yeah.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Well, I got this sitter to stay all night, so I came to the drive -in.
The movie really sucks.
Got any suggestions? Oh, yeah.
A game of cards.
Fridge.
Dave's favorite.
Hey, hey.
You been there a while? I thought you said you started at nine.
So who else is working? Sounds good.
So closing? Sounds even better.
Can you get off work? I thought you said Tom and Pete were working tonight.
Well, I'll pick you up after work.
Yeah, I will.
Some time.
My ass.
You mother...
And as you're listening, British United Air Ferries announced the final call for the departure of their BS400 flight to Geneva.
That's all right.
I've got you booked out on the next flight to Geneva, leaving in half an hour.
Oh, thank you very much.
Right.
I'll be right there.
Oh.
Would you keep your heads above the seats? All right.
All right.
Hello, Orange.
He's suggesting we join you.
Mr.
Solow, Mr.
Fox, another of my distinguished guests.
Hello.
Leaving us too soon, Mr.
Solow? Unfortunately, he has a pressing engagement.
Yeah.
I'd like to get started, Goldfinger.
Bye.
When you're done, I'll be waiting for you.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
My blade will get you to New York on time.
With your excess luggage.
Your share of Operation Grand Slam will make you a very rich woman, my dear.
Why else would I be in it, Mr.
Goldfinger? You'll retire to England, I suppose? No.
I spotted a little island in the Bahamas.
I'll hang up a sign.
No trespassing.
And go back to nature.
Yes, kitchen? Two men in a car with binoculars.
Tows, looking for racing cars.
There's another possibility, however.
Here's your chance, Mr.
Bond, to join us.
We were quite glad to spare Mr.
Bond's life in Switzerland, if those gentlemen are his friends.
Let's convince them we need some assistance.
For their benefit, Pussy, let's make him as happy as possible.
Man has climbed Mount Everest.
Gone to the bottom of the ocean.
He has fired rockets at the moon.
Split the atom.
Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor.
Except crime! He's on the moon! HONKING SCREAMING FOOTSTEPS fatty music Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Wah wah wah wah Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Wah wah wah wah Well, love, love, darling Come and go with me Don't let me Stay beyond the sea I know, darling Come and go with me Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Dun dun dun, dun -dee -do -dee dun Come and go with me Yes, I need you Yes, I need you Please, they never leave They never leave They never leave Yes, you really never Never give me a chance Come on, come on Come on, come on Can't get no nookie Can't get no nookie Can't get no nookie I was a sea -marcher Can't get no nookie Look, these are sweeter than a thing In this world Can't get no nookie I said, baby Would you give me a little lookie Can't get no nookie I said, I'm a sea -marcher
