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If you're looking for trouble, you came to the right place.

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If you're looking for trouble, just look right in my face.

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I was born standing up and talking back.

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My daddy was a green-eyed man.

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He sang before I was born.

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My middle name was Henry.

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Well, I'm evil.

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So don't you mess around with me.

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Oh, don't mess around.

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Oh, don't mess around.

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I'm evil.

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Don't mess around.

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I'm evil.

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I'm evil, I'll tell you I'm evil.

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Don't ever let me win again.

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Well, kids, that was Elvis Presley and a flash from the past.

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And more of those flashes coming up your way with Jerry Lee

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and a whole lot of shaking going on.

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Come on, baby.

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Hold on, shake.

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Hey, man, come with us.

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We're in a something new.

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Break through the progressive world of beauty.

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Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

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Thank you, and have a nice evening.

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How about one of our calendar of coming events?

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We have...

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Be part of this progressive, growing city.

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And earn a lot of bread.

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1967, Yellow Ford Fairland. Watch them.

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You can get it all together.

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Truck on down.

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Hiya, fellas. How many of you are there?

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Yeah, wouldn't you like to know, asshole?

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Oh, that's three.

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Three, huh?

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Okay, that'll be six dollars.

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How'd you like to make love, connect?

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She'll fucking break your neck.

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She's looking at you there. She's looking at you.

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Seven, eight, nine, ten.

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Thank you, and have a nice evening.

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Would you like a calendar of our coming events?

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Unisac's clothing store.

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With their biggest selection of jeans and black anywhere.

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Jesus Christ, you were fired a week ago, and you're here every night.

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Don't you ever get tired of this garbage?

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We're gonna win all along.

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That's where it all begins.

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Looking for a good old time.

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Looking for a dream.

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Attention.

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Please look at your dashboard.

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If you don't see one of these name-brand eight-track stereos,

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the stereo shop can custom install one for you.

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1001 Howard Street in Evanston.

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Two, please.

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Okay, that's five.

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Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

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Thank you, and have a nice evening.

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You too.

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So anyway, the next scene in the film is this tribe of Aborigines

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who have never been in contact with civilization before.

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This airport was built all 400 miles away.

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And every four or five months, these planes are flying.

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It really changes their whole experience.

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Do you want something to eat?

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I don't know. I guess so.

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Are you hungry?

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Not really.

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Oh, well then, I'm not hungry either.

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I didn't know that you...

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Well, that's okay.

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So the last scene of the film is this whole village of Aborigines.

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They're all waiting to lure these planes in.

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They stand on the slope of this mountain.

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Two rows, and they're holding these torches.

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And every night, they're just waiting and waiting for these birds to land.

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God, that's really strange.

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Yeah, I thought so too.

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You get more out of life when you go out to a movie.

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Take a look out left by that Chevy.

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Wow. Nice tits.

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Where?

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Up left, asshole.

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Oh, man.

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I'd say 16.

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More like 17.

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No, more like 16.

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She looks just like Tina, that chick I was talking about.

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I was telling you about Minnesota.

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She was only 16.

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Really class.

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Anybody thirsty?

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You better believe it, man. She was nothing like those rags at school.

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Hey, I'm not talking about Tina. I'm talking about them right there.

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Open your eyes.

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Well, she's not like the chicks at school either.

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She must come from someplace like...

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It won't matter when that comes.

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Let's hit the fuse, huh?

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Her old man's probably a doctor.

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I bet she's looking for that old mobile over there.

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That's figures, man.

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You know, those girls, they always go for the guys with the loaded parents.

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That's a pretty shitty excuse, man.

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Oh, wow.

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I was screwing Tina. She had her own car.

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The old man was a lawyer. She lives in a big fucking mansion.

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Jesus Christ, man. Will you shut up about this chick?

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You're always talking about Tina.

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I mean, he's never seen Tina. I've never seen...

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Listen, asshole.

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You come up in my bedroom and look at the letters I got from her anytime.

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I don't care, man.

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Kiss my ass.

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Sit down.

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Cigarette?

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No, I don't smoke.

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Oh, that's right. I forgot. You don't.

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You're smart. You're a smart boy.

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I want to tell you something.

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The only time people know to somebody is when they're in a relationship.

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The only time people know to somebody is when something goes wrong.

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Now, something decent they don't see.

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But one blemish and that's all.

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It's everybody's business.

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Take my business, for example, Hawk House.

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It's, uh, the Hulk House.

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I've run this place ever since it opened, ten years ago.

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We've had our problems right from the start.

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The kids sneaking in, the drinking, the sex.

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A while back, some of these couples were going at it before dark.

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The families stopped coming.

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The parents were afraid to bring their kids.

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The children were only half price, but, well, it was the principle of the thing.

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Ah, but when we cleaned up, we really cleaned up.

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I used to have a crew of ten guys working for me who were sharp as nails.

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We had no drunk driving, no heavy sex, and nobody sneaked in here.

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We were too good.

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After a while, teenagers and couples stopped coming.

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And all we had was families.

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And like I said, the kids were half price.

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Well, I let up on the crew.

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And the last kid I hired nearly ruined my reputation.

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Well, he used to sit and watch the movie all night long.

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And now I've got every kid in town trying to sneak in here.

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And then I get a phone call from the cop warning me if they get one more drunken driver,

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they're going to come in here, patrol the place, search the cars and everything.

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That's why I hired you, Hawk House.

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Now, here's a list of all the troublemakers who are here tonight.

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Hmm, they've turned to the right. Just ahead here somewhere.

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Where's this old pal of yours headed?

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I'll get you one. It's a drinker of dames.

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Anybody see that light?

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What light?

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What?

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Oh, I thought I saw a light. It's moving by.

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Oh, shit!

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You asshole! I thought you said this was safe, man.

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What are you, high or something?

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You're wasting my time,

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Don't you know Morse code?

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No, I don't.

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Oh. Okay. Now here's the message.

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You patrol this area. There are guys here and here.

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They'll get careless. Now you just be watching.

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I'll stay along the fence.

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Now, this is where things get really rough.

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One second and they'll hit you from all sides.

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Not that I can't handle it myself, but, well, the walkie-talkies are broken and,

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these kids are pretty fast.

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Now, when you see this,

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that means help.

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Sir?

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Yeah.

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Thanks.

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Yeah.

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Well, I got this sitter to stay all night, so I came to the drive-in.

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The movie really sucks. Got any suggestions?

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Oh, yeah. A game of cards.

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Fridge. Dave's favorite.

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Hey, hey.

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You been there a while?

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I thought you said you started at nine.

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So who else is working?

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Sounds good. So closing? Sounds even better.

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Can you get off work?

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I thought you said Tom and Pete were working tonight.

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Well, I'll pick you up after work.

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Yeah, I will.

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Some time. My ass. You mother...

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And as you're listening, British United Air Ferries announced the final call for the departure of their BS400 flight to Geneva.

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That's all right. I've got you booked out on the next flight to Geneva, leaving in half an hour.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Right.

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I'll be right there.

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Oh.

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Would you keep your heads above the seats?

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All right. All right.

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Hello, Orange. He's suggesting we join you.

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Mr. Solow, Mr. Fox, another of my distinguished guests. Hello.

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Leaving us too soon, Mr. Solow?

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Unfortunately, he has a pressing engagement.

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Yeah. I'd like to get started, Goldfinger. Bye.

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When you're done, I'll be waiting for you.

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You gotta go, you gotta go.

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My blade will get you to New York on time.

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With your excess luggage.

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Your share of Operation Grand Slam will make you a very rich woman, my dear.

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Why else would I be in it, Mr. Goldfinger?

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You'll retire to England, I suppose?

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No. I spotted a little island in the Bahamas.

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I'll hang up a sign. No trespassing.

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And go back to nature.

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Yes, kitchen?

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Two men in a car with binoculars.

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Tows, looking for racing cars.

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There's another possibility, however.

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Here's your chance, Mr. Bond, to join us.

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We were quite glad to spare Mr. Bond's life in Switzerland, if those gentlemen are his friends.

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Let's convince them we need some assistance.

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For their benefit, Pussy, let's make him as happy as possible.

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Man has climbed Mount Everest.

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Gone to the bottom of the ocean.

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He has fired rockets at the moon.

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Split the atom.

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Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor.

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Except crime!

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He's on the moon!

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HONKING

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SCREAMING

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FOOTSTEPS

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fatty music

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Wah wah wah wah

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Wah wah wah wah

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Well, love, love, darling

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Come and go with me

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Don't let me

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Stay beyond the sea

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I know, darling

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Come and go with me

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Dun dun dun, dun-dee-do-dee dun

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Come and go with me

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Yes, I need you

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Yes, I need you

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Please, they never leave

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They never leave

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They never leave

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Yes, you really never

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Never give me a chance

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Come on, come on

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Come on, come on

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Can't get no nookie

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Can't get no nookie

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Can't get no nookie

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I was a sea-marcher

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Can't get no nookie

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Look, these are sweeter than a thing

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In this world

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Can't get no nookie

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I said, baby

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Would you give me a little lookie

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Can't get no nookie

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I said, I'm a sea-marcher