It's a fill -in -the -blank stop for the day, Gary.
So if you'd join me, today, cabbages are not allowed to wear underwear in the state of Wisconsin.
And that is for a very good reason.
Because they never do their laundry when they shoot.
And they always end up getting a sore.
At the Tommy Bartlett Water Show.
What's happening, baby? My name is Tony.
Listen.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a Z28.
Hell no it's not paying for it.
Part of the deal, you know, if you're a disco person is you have to live way above your means.
Can I get you another pina colada? Care to dance? What do you mean? I don't wear tight pants.
I always stuff a socket.
It always makes the ladies start to talking.
I think I'm disco cause I spent so much time blow drying out my hair.
Is that super? Do you have a realistic set of values? And you know what? I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.
Wait a minute, where are you going? Come on, I saw Saturday Night Fever 87 times.
Maybe it's not too late.
Definitely not too late to get into rock and roll.
D .D.'s radiation.
Oh, a little something we wrote for R .E .O.
Speedwagon.
They did it on their, you can tune a piano but you can't eat a tuna fish sandwich album.
Alright, it's 9 .55.
This is a loop FM 98 broadcasting live from the Allerton this morning.
I'll tell you what, Gary, let's go out in the audience and one more time we'll stump the band here.
I give these guys $2 .50 a piece a day.
$2 .50.
I can't even get these songs.
Plus the little off shirts I gave them to us too.
Come on you guys.
3, 4.
This is the loop to movie FM 98.
Oh no, it's so hard for me to tell time off.
This has been the Steve Dahl and Company Toho Breakfast Club from the TipTap Camp.
Where are we? The TipTap Camp.
A thanks to T .H.
Radiation.
A thanks to the music lab.
A thanks to the band.
He made Radiation.
A thanks to the set of values.
And you know what? I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.
Who do you think you want to dance with me? What? Oh yeah, the sausage is pretty warm in here.
A lot of grease coming off.
You know what? You know what? I'm a cold -hearted girl.
I don't like you, though.
I only like rock and roll.
This is about a foot away.
Well that's what Carson says.
You know, I'm trying to play this like it's a big time.
Indulge.
We'll go over to the audience.
We have to flip this air check.
I was about to go.
Oh, that's the second side.
Sorry.
Nice stuff.
I'm going to dance from New June.
I've got some really fine Aerosmith coming up.
And I'd like to really lay back and do some...
...some from...
...well, the first Leonard Skinner album, which I like a lot.
But first, it's time for the Wally Phillips dope report.
Nice headband to go with it.
Oh, Wally! Who did that? Well, you know it takes forever.
Yeah, the wait seems so long.
For Wednesday to get here.
And you know today is Sponday.
Let me sing my song.
And let me make it clear.
Sponday fever.
Sponday fever.
Sponday fever.
Sponday fever.
Sponday fever.
Wednesday to my heart is so very dear.
It's so great when it finally gets here.
That's the feeling.
And I'm playing such a flurry of guitar in that broken string.
Let's hear it for me in that broken string.
I can't hold my breath.
I can't hold my breath.
And I took all my gold jewelry, my three items of gold jewelry.
The Coke Spong, Gold Coke Spong, Gold Razor Blade, and the Gold Blue Italian Snaggletooth, you know.
And I melted them down into a Led Zeppelin belt buckle.
It's really cool.
Excellent! Does this place smell like your grandparents' house or what? Of course.
Tip Top Tap with the alerts in the hotel.
Although they don't call it the Tip Top Tap anymore.
I called here last night.
I wanted to talk to Teenage Radiation.
Let's hear it for Teenage Radiation, everyone! I called up here to talk to Teenage and we are the only people in this hotel under the age of 75.
Now of course Teenage would be loud this morning, but that doesn't matter because everybody has their hearing aids out so they won't hear a thing.
I called, I wanted, I said, give me the Tip Top Tap.
Oh, there is no Tip Top Tap here.
So is this the Allerton Hotel? Yes.
I said, well, it has to be a Tip Top Tap here.
There has to be one because it says on the side of the window, Tip Top Tap.
No, no, it's the Clouds Room now.
And as you can tell by the beautiful blue motif here, we are in the clouds this morning.
We appreciate you coming.
We have broadcasting live here for the next two weeks.
Little Snot is here.
Good morning Little Snot.
How are you doing Steve? I'm here for Little Snot! Of course Travis and everybody else is here too.
Thanks Travis.
We got a wet bar back here but I can't find alcohol.
I'm quick for tonight.
Disco sucks! Disco sucks! My name is Tony.
I'm a white TV student.
That's the girl, Jory.
My show is over.
Wanna dance? What do you mean you don't wanna dance? Listen, I'll do it just like John Travolta.
Thank you and have a pleasant walk.
Go home.
Go home.
Go home.
Go home! Go home! We'll see you tomorrow.
...the curtains are lighting bonfires in the back.
They had a funeral up here last night.
They did.
They had a party for some of the residents in the hotel here.
We are the only people in the hotel under the age of 75.
They had a little party up here.
Are you ready? Before the audience will know, let me describe the teenage gradient official costume.
Pretty sharp, don't you think? What's happening, baby? My name is Tony.
Wanna dance? What do you think? Is that a sausage in my pants? Of course not.
It's me, all me.
Come on, let's go.
Some people call me scum.
Because I don't have a realistic set of values.
You know what? I'm beginning to make that right.
I'm gonna get some liquor, I'm gonna be a homemaker, because you can't see the world.
But then you'll remember nothing, you'll cry.
When you have your brothers, you'll cry.
They're trying to get your love.
You see they are, a sport of touch and charm.
You've got to take my pictures forever, so you can see.
Look at this, my only goal.
That's it.
Maybe it's not too late, it's a bit late.
I can do it.
Look, I gotta make it.
I don't know how to dance, but this is my demo record.
There's nothing nice about this.
I never really had the idea to go out.
So I used to be around all the time.
I worked in the earliest services, goes to a few less Kundiners.
So, uh, we don't want to dance, even though I have a white three -piece suit and all the gold jewelry, the Coke spoon, the Coke spoon, the razor.
They think bats are angels.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I knew there was somebody else to thank.
You guys, let's give it the Call of Breakfast Club theme one last time.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Next week on the Dance of the Stars, Steve Donahue's cover.
Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Okay? Harry A.
Waner on the brain.
Geez.
Let's let Gary destruct the poster.
Oh, yeah! Gary, you? Oh, he can't break it over your head.
He can rip it up.
I'll give you a little something to get us going, man.
This is tough, man.
When I get two halves, it's real thick, okay? ...songs is staying alive.
You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a Chinese cook.
You can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm crippled, okay? How deep is your love, one of my favorite songs? Night Fever? I make you think it's happening.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I was a teenage disco duck.
Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! ...last three weeks in Madrid.
Up today, T .S.
Radiation, Splash, Cartoon, Rowan on the guitar, Dale on the bass, Jack on the drums.
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I wear tight pants.
I always stuff my socks in.
I spent so much time blow drying out my hair.
You love it? Yeah, the sun.
I don't have a realistic set of values.
You know what? I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.
Listen.
All right, let's skip the dancing.
Maybe you're a little shy.
You know, the dancers are pretty sexual these days.
Like freak and all that.
Oh, birds! We took our time, man.
You can't miss.
Why do we have to go to such a place? We should go to a place.
We should go to a place.
Please? It's a good thing I'm wearing a trophy.
You never know what you might make a movie like.
The movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called The Movie is called the Movie is called The Movie is called The Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh To get into rock and roll I've got the most expensive blow dryer on the market today I guess I'll have to sell it all in a garage sale or something.
Yeah, cuz you don't need that In the rock and roll world wow What a fool I've been It's so hard to be happening these days It's so easy to make a wrong turn And end up being a disco duck It's not too late to rock and roll I only go Just like last night in centerfield She's a big old healthy girl with that charge lifted her right up off the ground and put her in orbit You thought you had to worry about big heavy pieces from skylab Wait till ethyl hitch in the head here.
I got a kick out of that.
Geez Amazing.
All right.
Well, listen, let's do the thought for the day and coho ellipse rule Here here there you go and don't take side unless you need it.
Gee It's probably somebody to buy a new home somewhere somebody stole sod from the field That was one of the reasons I could play the second game honey.
We got the new house There's a lot of kids out there.
Nobody's gonna know We need uh We need some sod a little some sod, uh, maybe the dog or something messed up went to the bathroom or something Yeah I am Wow, I mean we can't describe it adequately over the radio that's wonderful
