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It's a fill-in-the-blank stop for the day, Gary.

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So if you'd join me, today, cabbages are not allowed to wear underwear in the state of Wisconsin.

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And that is for a very good reason.

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Because they never do their laundry when they shoot.

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And they always end up getting a sore.

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At the Tommy Bartlett Water Show.

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What's happening, baby?

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My name is Tony.

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Listen. Yeah. Yeah, I got a Z28. Hell no it's not paying for it.

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Part of the deal, you know, if you're a disco person is you have to live way above your means.

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Can I get you another pina colada?

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Care to dance? What do you mean?

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I don't wear tight pants. I always stuff a socket.

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It always makes the ladies start to talking.

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I think I'm disco cause I spent so much time blow drying out my hair.

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Is that super? Do you have a realistic set of values?

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And you know what? I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.

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Wait a minute, where are you going?

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Come on, I saw Saturday Night Fever 87 times.

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Maybe it's not too late. Definitely not too late to get into rock and roll.

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D.D.'s radiation.

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Oh, a little something we wrote for R.E.O. Speedwagon.

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They did it on their, you can tune a piano but you can't eat a tuna fish sandwich album.

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Alright, it's 9.55. This is a loop FM 98 broadcasting live from the Allerton this morning.

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I'll tell you what, Gary, let's go out in the audience and one more time we'll stump the band here.

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I give these guys $2.50 a piece a day. $2.50.

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I can't even get these songs.

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Plus the little off shirts I gave them to us too.

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Come on you guys.

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3, 4.

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This is the loop to movie FM 98.

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Oh no, it's so hard for me to tell time off.

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This has been the Steve Dahl and Company Toho Breakfast Club from the TipTap Camp.

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Where are we? The TipTap Camp.

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A thanks to T.H. Radiation.

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A thanks to the music lab.

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A thanks to the band.

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He made Radiation.

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A thanks to the set of values.

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And you know what? I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.

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Who do you think you want to dance with me?

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What? Oh yeah, the sausage is pretty warm in here.

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A lot of grease coming off.

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You know what?

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You know what?

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I'm a cold-hearted girl. I don't like you, though.

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I only like rock and roll.

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This is about a foot away.

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Well that's what Carson says. You know, I'm trying to play this like it's a big time.

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Indulge.

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We'll go over to the audience.

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We have to flip this air check.

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I was about to go. Oh, that's the second side. Sorry.

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Nice stuff.

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I'm going to dance from New June.

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I've got some really fine Aerosmith coming up.

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And I'd like to really lay back and do some...

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...some from...

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...well, the first Leonard Skinner album, which I like a lot.

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But first, it's time for the Wally Phillips dope report.

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Nice headband to go with it.

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Oh, Wally!

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Who did that?

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Well, you know it takes forever. Yeah, the wait seems so long.

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For Wednesday to get here.

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And you know today is Sponday. Let me sing my song.

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And let me make it clear.

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Sponday fever.

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Sponday fever.

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Sponday fever.

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Sponday fever.

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Sponday fever.

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Wednesday to my heart is so very dear.

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It's so great when it finally gets here.

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That's the feeling.

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And I'm playing such a flurry of guitar in that broken string.

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Let's hear it for me in that broken string.

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I can't hold my breath.

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I can't hold my breath.

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And I took all my gold jewelry, my three items of gold jewelry.

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The Coke Spong, Gold Coke Spong, Gold Razor Blade, and the Gold Blue Italian Snaggletooth, you know.

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And I melted them down into a Led Zeppelin belt buckle. It's really cool.

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Excellent!

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Does this place smell like your grandparents' house or what?

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Of course.

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Tip Top Tap with the alerts in the hotel. Although they don't call it the Tip Top Tap anymore.

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I called here last night. I wanted to talk to Teenage Radiation.

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Let's hear it for Teenage Radiation, everyone!

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I called up here to talk to Teenage and we are the only people in this hotel under the age of 75.

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Now of course Teenage would be loud this morning, but that doesn't matter because everybody has their hearing aids out so they won't hear a thing.

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I called, I wanted, I said, give me the Tip Top Tap.

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Oh, there is no Tip Top Tap here.

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So is this the Allerton Hotel?

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Yes.

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I said, well, it has to be a Tip Top Tap here. There has to be one because it says on the side of the window, Tip Top Tap.

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No, no, it's the Clouds Room now.

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And as you can tell by the beautiful blue motif here, we are in the clouds this morning.

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We appreciate you coming.

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We have broadcasting live here for the next two weeks.

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Little Snot is here. Good morning Little Snot.

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How are you doing Steve?

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I'm here for Little Snot!

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Of course Travis and everybody else is here too.

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Thanks Travis.

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We got a wet bar back here but I can't find alcohol.

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I'm quick for tonight.

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Disco sucks! Disco sucks!

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My name is Tony.

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I'm a white TV student.

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That's the girl, Jory. My show is over.

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Wanna dance?

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What do you mean you don't wanna dance?

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Listen, I'll do it just like John Travolta.

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Thank you and have a pleasant walk.

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Go home.

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Go home.

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Go home.

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Go home!

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Go home!

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We'll see you tomorrow.

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...the curtains are lighting bonfires in the back.

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They had a funeral up here last night.

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They did. They had a party for some of the residents in the hotel here.

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We are the only people in the hotel under the age of 75.

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They had a little party up here.

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Are you ready?

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Before the audience will know, let me describe the teenage gradient official costume.

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Pretty sharp, don't you think?

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What's happening, baby?

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My name is Tony.

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Wanna dance?

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What do you think? Is that a sausage in my pants?

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Of course not.

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It's me, all me.

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Come on, let's go.

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Some people call me scum.

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Because I don't have a realistic set of values.

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You know what?

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I'm beginning to make that right.

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I'm gonna get some liquor, I'm gonna be a homemaker, because you can't see the world.

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But then you'll remember nothing, you'll cry.

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When you have your brothers, you'll cry.

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They're trying to get your love.

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You see they are, a sport of touch and charm.

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You've got to take my pictures forever, so you can see.

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Look at this, my only goal.

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That's it.

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Maybe it's not too late, it's a bit late.

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I can do it.

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Look, I gotta make it.

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I don't know how to dance, but this is my demo record.

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There's nothing nice about this.

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I never really had the idea to go out.

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So I used to be around all the time.

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I worked in the earliest services,

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goes to a few less Kundiners.

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So, uh, we don't want to dance, even though I have a white three-piece suit and all the

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gold jewelry, the Coke spoon, the Coke spoon, the razor.

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They think bats are angels.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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I knew there was somebody else to thank.

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You guys, let's give it the Call of Breakfast Club theme one last time.

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Hey, listen.

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Hey, listen.

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Hey, listen.

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Hey, listen.

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Next week on the Dance of the Stars, Steve Donahue's cover.

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Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home!

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Okay?

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Harry A. Waner on the brain. Geez.

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Let's let Gary destruct the poster.

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Oh, yeah!

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Gary, you?

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Oh, he can't break it over your head.

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He can rip it up.

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I'll give you a little something to get us going, man.

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This is tough, man. When I get two halves, it's real thick, okay?

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...songs is staying alive.

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You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a Chinese cook.

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You can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm crippled, okay?

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How deep is your love, one of my favorite songs? Night Fever?

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I make you think it's happening.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry I was a teenage disco duck.

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Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak! Freak!

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...last three weeks in Madrid.

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Up today, T.S. Radiation, Splash, Cartoon, Rowan on the guitar, Dale on the bass, Jack on the drums.

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I wear tight pants.

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I always stuff my socks in.

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I spent so much time blow drying out my hair.

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You love it?

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Yeah, the sun.

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I don't have a realistic set of values.

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You know what?

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I'm beginning to maybe think they're right.

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Listen.

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All right, let's skip the dancing.

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Maybe you're a little shy.

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You know, the dancers are pretty sexual these days.

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Like freak and all that.

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Oh, birds!

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We took our time, man. You can't miss.

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Why do we have to go to such a place?

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We should go to a place.

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We should go to a place.

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Please?

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It's a good thing I'm wearing a trophy.

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You never know what you might make a movie like.

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The movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called the

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Movie is called The

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Movie is called The

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Oh

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Oh

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Oh

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Oh

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Oh

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To get into rock and roll

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I've got the most expensive blow dryer on the market today

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I guess I'll have to sell it all in a garage sale or something. Yeah, cuz you don't need that

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In the rock and roll world wow

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What a fool I've been

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It's so hard to be happening these days

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It's so easy to make a wrong turn

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And end up being a disco duck

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It's not too late to rock and roll

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I only go

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Just like last night in centerfield

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She's a big old healthy girl with that charge lifted her right up off the ground and put her in orbit

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You thought you had to worry about big heavy pieces from skylab

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Wait till ethyl hitch in the head here. I got a kick out of that. Geez

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Amazing. All right. Well, listen, let's do the thought for the day and

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coho ellipse rule

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Here here there you go and don't take side unless you need it. Gee

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It's probably somebody to buy a new home somewhere somebody stole sod from the field

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That was one of the reasons I could play the second game honey. We got the new house

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There's a lot of kids out there. Nobody's gonna know

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We need uh

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We need some sod a little some sod, uh, maybe the dog or something messed up went to the bathroom or something

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Yeah

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I am

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Wow, I mean we can't describe it adequately over the radio that's wonderful