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I'm singing here tonight.

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Please drop in and sing me.

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I mean it, you hear?

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We'll shoot the breeze a bit, and maybe split a beer.

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I'll always sing a song for you the best that I can.

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You know I'll sing a song about a man.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man.

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Big Mammoth.

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Big Mammoth.

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Why did you go and live in Big Mammoth?

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Big Mammoth.

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You left me finally, left me alone and so blue.

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Please come back.

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Big Jack.

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Big Jack.

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Come on back.

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Come on back.

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Make me happy, live with me, and be happy.

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Why did you go and live in Big Mammoth?

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You left me finally, left me alone and so blue.

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Please come back.

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Big Jack.

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Big Jack.

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Come on back.

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Come on back.

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Make me happy, live with me, and Big Mammoth.

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Oh, me, oh.

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Many most beautiful girls.

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Why did you go and live in Big Mammoth?

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You left me finally, left me alone and so blue.

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Please come back.

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Big Jack.

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Big Jack.

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Come on back.

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Come on back.

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Make me happy, live with me, and Big Mammoth.

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Who was the stars above?

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He was my man.

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But he done me wrong.

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Johnny played a little crazy drum bass.

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So one night he picked up his case.

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He said I've got a real knock down trio.

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Just me and drums and bass.

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Don't wait up for me.

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We got a gig on TV.

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Frankie broke out on Budweiser.

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Turned on her new TV set.

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She said that beat is real groovy.

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But I ain't heard no trumpet yet.

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That cat was gone.

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He was real gone.

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So I played it cool, because I'm no fool.

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I went down to the corner where Johnny shoots food.

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I said to the man with the rack in his hand,

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Where's my Johnny, because he ate with the vans.

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I ain't gonna tell you no story.

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I ain't gonna tell you no lie.

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I saw Johnny about an hour ago,

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With a chick named Nellie Bly.

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That chick was high,

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Like a big fat butterfly.

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So I walked out on the sidewalk.

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I tuned in my wrist radio.

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I said I'm a-callin' Dick Tracy,

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Which way did my Johnny go?

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Then I heard a voice say,

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Just turn to the right.

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Go on down till you see a red light.

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Don't stop there, cause it ain't for you.

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Just keep on walkin' down the avenue.

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Then you take the first left, and you see an old shack.

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You go down the alley and round to the back.

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And up to the window you press your face.

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And that's when you say, This must be the place.

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So I went down to that alley.

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I looked in that window so high.

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I saw my sweet man Johnny,

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Making love to Nellie Bly.

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I pulled my gun through that window,

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And took very carefully.

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A shot or six times in his hard heart,

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Then a shot him nine times again.

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What a crazy gun.

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But now the job is done.

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Please don't feel sorry for Johnny,

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Cause he made out very well.

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The way that cat blew the trumpets,

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He stole the job from Gabriel.

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He plays first chair.

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That cat was really a square.

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Frankie sat there in the courtroom.

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Her dress was up over her knee.

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Two hours later, her and the judge

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Were on a plane for gay parade.

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She's got a new man.

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Will he do me wrong?

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Yeah, she's got a new man.

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Will he do her wrong?

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Davey, Davey Crockett,

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King of the wild frontier.

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Davey, Davey Crockett,

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In western days the men were queer.

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I'm only kidding, partner.

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I'll give you such a grab,

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You'll wear a truff for two weeks.

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I want you to know that I love the old west.

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Cause my wife and I,

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My grandpappy was one of the west's first great settlers.

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Before Alka Seltzer.

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You better get the god damn sound over here

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Because we'll louse up your television show.

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Grant went out west in 69.

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That's a year, you know.

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He had to come back in 70. That was a room.

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If we get that television, we'll all be honest.

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You see, Grant got mixed up with an Indian tribe out there.

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Here I am over here.

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You want to ruin our talent?

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See, he got mixed up with this Indian tribe called the Irraqueers.

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Oh boy, this will be a television show, won't it?

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See, the chief's name was Liberace.

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Something queer in that right there. I can't figure it out.

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His squad's name was George.

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Well, they had a lot of Indian maidens out there.

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The reason Grant knew they were maidens, they hadn't won their first race yet.

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Nothing.

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Well...

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene.

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Good night, Irene. I'll see you in my dreams.

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Irene would make a perfect wife.

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No man could ask for more.

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She's deaf and dumb and over sex.

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And owns a liquor store.

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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I'll see you in my dreams.

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Can I sing now?

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Get out of here. You're not getting the sound on this, are you?

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I wish I could sing.

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Irene has no brains at all.

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She went to a birth control ball.

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She bought 17 devices in numerous sizes.

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But nobody asked her at all.

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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I'll see you in my dreams.

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Sometimes I sleep in pajamas.

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Sometimes I sleep in a gown.

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But when they're both in the laundry,

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I'm the talk of the town.

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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You're not kidding.

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Here's where we get educational. Girls, pay attention.

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Irene has a big brassier.

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Her damn thing's made of steel.

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She gets her thrills from pneumatic drills.

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And an off-center emery wheel.

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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I'll see you in my dreams.

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I like to go out dancing.

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Sometimes I get kind of stewed.

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I have to get to bed by 12 so I can get home by 2.

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Who's going with who over there?

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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I'll see you in my dreams.

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If this one don't wake them up, we're dead.

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Irene hasn't any class.

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But she has a beautiful ass.

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Not round and pink, the way you guys think.

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It's gray, has long ears, and eats grass.

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Irene, good night.

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Irene, good night.

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Good night, Irene. Good night, Irene.

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Maybe the start of the blue

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at Brown the Jane came the way

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of a dying hearted tale

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and they played that as part of the blues

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and from a whippoorwill high on a hill

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they took a new love

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pushed into a heart for a silly boy

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into a blue bed

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and then they nursed it, they re-nursed it

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and gave us the news that the Southland

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gave birth to the blues