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And, uh...

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Know what a square is?

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I used to be a square.

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But then I grew up.

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I was the worst kind of square you could possibly imagine.

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I was flat square.

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And I might have stayed that way.

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But one day I fell in love.

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I fell in love with Miss Cohn.

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She was wonderful.

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Oh, I'd been out with other girls before.

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They and their French curves.

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But Miss Cohn was different.

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She was so pure, so simple, so direct in every way.

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I'd love to put her on a pedestal.

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That's what I said to myself.

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But I couldn't.

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I was a square.

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Worse, I was a flat square.

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But thinking on her, I began to grow in dimension.

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Until I became a cube.

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A nice cube.

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The coolest.

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And then we began to go out together.

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Miss Cohn and I.

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I was so proud of her.

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Bondly, I called her Pinhead.

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Because her vital measurements were 20, 30, 40.

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Oh, the sadness of it all.

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Hollywood.

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Saw how beautiful she was.

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Made a star of her.

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Admired the new dimension.

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Now she'll have nothing to do with me.

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Even though I'm a cube.

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She's fallen in love with the littlest guy.

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A point.

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Oh.

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Once upon a summer sidewalk, there was this little ant whose name was Smith.

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Ant Smith had been working hard in the grass all morning long.

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Doing what ants do when they're working.

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But now it was afternoon.

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And he was making his willy nilly way across the world.

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The warm cement.

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Feeling the heat of the sun under his many little feet.

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Everything was wonderful in Ant Smith's universe.

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Until he looked up.

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And right above him, he saw a huge, monstrous, buzzing fly.

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Whose name was Smith too.

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But Ant Smith didn't know this.

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He only knew the fly could fly.

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He couldn't fly.

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He wasn't a flying ant.

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And there were other reasons for his prejudice.

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So you can imagine how Ant Smith felt when out of the corner of his walking away eye,

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he looked back and saw a huge hand destroy Fly Smith.

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Ant Smith stopped in his tracks.

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Chuckled quietly to himself.

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How was he to know that that hand's foot would step on him?

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And how was Mr. Smith to know that he had just killed two Smiths?

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Ant Fly Smith.

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