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The film you are about to see in no way accurately depicts the science of psychiatry, whose benefits

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to mankind far outweighs the damage being done.

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The film's characters and story contained herein are an absolute fabrication.

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The film is a bundle of lies sprinkled with fiction and then sauteed in a wrong sauce.

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Upon viewing the film, some may conclude it as an accurate portrayal.

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Well, it's not.

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The Association of Psycho-Manipulation do not condone this film nor are they

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in any way associated with it, nor am I associated with them,

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neither singularly nor separately.

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I am merely a spokesman hired as the result of an out-of-court settlement

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between the aforementioned association and the producers of this film to state categorically

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that this film is maliciously erroneous and viciously distorted.

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Enjoy the film.

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Hi, I'm...

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May we help you?

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Yes. I was sent by the Antwerp Corporation for a psychiatric evaluation.

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It's required for all new employees.

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Really?

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Yes, it's just...

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a formality.

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You don't seem very cooperative.

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Well, it was a long drive from the city and it does seem a bit unnecessary.

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Are we going to have trouble getting you to cooperate?

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No, I don't...

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I don't like your attitude, mister. You are reluctant and angry.

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Have a seat and we'll be with you in a moment.

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Doctor, this is Mr. Gaxton. He's here for a psychiatric evaluation.

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Thank you, Betty.

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Watch him. He's reluctant and angry.

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Mr. Gaxton, I'm Dr. DeWalt.

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And this is Dr. DeWalt.

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Antwerp. Good people.

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This shouldn't take long. Just a series of questions.

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I'll make some notes and we'll be done.

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Great. Is your nurse all right?

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No. Why do you ask?

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It just seemed that she was a trifle upset.

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You think she was upset with you?

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I don't know. It seemed that way. I don't believe I did anything.

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What do you think could have caused her to become upset?

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I don't know.

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Do you often think that people are upset with you?

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No.

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Am I upset?

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I don't know.

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Am I pretty, Daddy?

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I'd like to keep you for a few days of observation.

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What?

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Look, I'm afraid that's impossible. I have to be back in the city.

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Horace!

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Take him, please.

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He's reluctant and angry.

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We're going to help you, Mr. Gaxton.

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The Field Mouse.

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The Field Mouse.

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One of the fiercest predators you'll find in a field.

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They've been known to drag down prey five times their own weight.

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Doesn't seem too tough now, does he?

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Nature.

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Mr. Gaxon, you've been resisting our therapy.

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Don't you want to get better?

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Fear doesn't seem like it.

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We tried behavior modification, but you refused to adapt.

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So then we tried the drug therapy.

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We started you off with the Percocene.

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But one of the common side effects of Percocene is hysterical delirium.

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So we were forced to take that down a notch with the Silozan, which unfortunately made you too relaxed.

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So we had to crank you up a notch with the Bibergall Styrate,

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which raised your heart rate to an almost lethal level and your body temperature to 135 degrees.

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Wow. Thank God for ice chips, huh?

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That Bibergall Styrate really is a wonder drug.

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In any event, we were forced to pump massive doses of sodium lascola into your system,

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which wiped the slate clean and brought us back to square one, reluctant and angry.

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So since you refused to respond to your medication and due to certain budgetary and time constraints,

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we have decided to move on to cranial drill therapy.

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Okay. Mr. Gaxon, if you'll just pick a spot on the wall.

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Mr. Gaxon, please, there's nothing to be afraid of. It's perfectly simple. Look.

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I've done thousands of these.

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Hold still. Hold, please. Hold still.

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Horace, look, the patient has escaped.

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Let's go help him.

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Get him, buck.

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All right. Pull him down.

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Get him.

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You idiot.

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Perfect. Focus.

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Give me a little help here, boss.

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Get him.

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We're just trying to help you, Mr. Gaxon.

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Get him, you idiot.

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You idiot.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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You idiot.

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Buck, get the desk, buck.

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Fill him. Fill him. The one in the gallon.

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The one in the gallon, buck.

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You idiot.

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Oh, my God.

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That's it.

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How do you feel, Mr. Gaxon?

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Hole in my head.

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Other than that, how do you feel?

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Reluctant and angry.

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Damn. I was sure the reluctant and angry center was near the temple.

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Maybe it's in the back.

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Say, is it getting darker?

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It shouldn't be. It's only about 11.15. Sun will...

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Hey. Buck? Horace? Where is everybody?

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I'm blind.

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As you can see upon viewing this film,

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it is ridiculous to imagine it is anything but utterly false.

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Again, the Association of Psycho-Manipulations

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want you to know that...

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I think they've left the room. Oh, God, it's happening.

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The film is true, especially the part about the drilling.

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Take this information down.

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The lab is located in the basement of the old...

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No, no!

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Leave me alone!

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Ah!