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As

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history tells us in its storybook in an inaccurate way that in the days of the

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Roman Empire there once lived and ruled a great emperor named Julius Augustus

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Caesar. He was so great that he had spies working for him day and night to find

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out who was going to try and kill him next.

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One night his spies returned from a far-off distant land.

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They told him of the many treasures of wealth this land of Egypt possessed.

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Caesar soon arrived in Egypt at the head of a powerful army and sent one of his

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early officers to Cleopatra demanding their unconditional surrender.

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Cleopatra promised to surrender but after the messenger left she readied

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her secret weapon for combat. That night Caesar was given a royal welcome at the

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palace of Cleopatra and immediately started to carry out the conditions of

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surrender.

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But Cleopatra had other things planned.

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Everything was going Cleopatra's way that evening until Caesar spotted Salami,

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the hottest coach dancer in all of Egypt, and started to pay more attention than

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Cleopatra thought proper. Cleopatra lost her temper which resulted in a terrible

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bloodshedding battle of the great two armies.

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Caesar was soon driven from Egypt but not without a souvenir. As Cleopatra

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watched him crudge away a huge snake snuck up unnoticed and bit her on.