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Had enough of creepy guys who bother you while you're driving

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Here's some tips

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Take some time to make a little book with answers to questions. They always ask

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When you feel his eyes staring relentlessly simply inflate your cheeks and do your best Alfred Hitchcock

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Evening

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Perform a little puppet show at the stoplight

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Choose any scenario you'd like

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Stage a complete breakdown while driving talk out loud drool really fall apart lose control of your motor skills

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Duck down at some point and hold up a mirror to show him how stupid he looks

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Don't forget to film it to film all the guys you can put it to a little Cajun music and enter it in a film festival

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Keep a little bottle of stage blood in a meat cleaver in your glove compartment

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When you've had enough lean over like you've dropped something splash the stage blood on your face grab the knife and rise up slow

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So

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Remember girls next time you are on the road and some creep pulls up next to you and tries to harass you

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Don't get mad get even

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Nice vegetables, yeah, hey baby like the produce