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Well hello there, I am JP summer Salter

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This is my premier cartoon cartoon, and I'm glad that you could join me for it

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Right back here. You'll find the famous dark cave of mystery which appears in all of my films I

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Wish you would sit still I can't stomach an audience that squirms in its seat

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Now here you see the object in question. Well, what do you think?

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All right, I don't care. What do you think anyway?

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I'm here to do a few drawings for you. So let's get to it

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Here's the avant-garde novelist with orange glove

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This one I call creation of the mod world at the expense of the god of continuity

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This man is looking into a mirror and saying oh

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When will I ever get a creeping juniper?

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six foot blonde Medusa

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Frightened peacock chicken with more than a baker's dozen

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pursued by abstract design

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By the way, did you get one of my cards?

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Here's a photo of my wife some good-looking woman, eh, oh

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I know what you're thinking the difference in our ages, right?

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Well, forget it. She loves me and I love her besides. I'm not as old as you think

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Oh, all right. I put on a few pounds over the years who hasn't

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Here's a self-portrait probably the way you perceive me

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But this is how my beautiful wife sees me. I can do that kind of self-portrait with my eyes closed

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Here's a sensitive symbolic rendering that you can name yourself and the companion piece

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What do you think of this? Oh, don't let it frighten you. I'll simply add the cave of mystery

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Donate the confounded hat and there it's ridiculous

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perfectly ridiculous

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And I know you you love the ridiculous

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That's how I make my living and that's how I feed my wife and give her a stylish life. Oh, hello, dear

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You're just in time to catch the masterwork section of my premiere cartoon cartoon

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How about a little good luck kiss?

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so much for the rumors of domestic strife and

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Now it's time drum roll, please dear

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Announcing surf which summoning red flying fish at sunset

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Magnificent, isn't it?

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Although actually it's not quite perfect yet

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Just one more line perhaps

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one more a

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little more

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a little bit

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Oh drat

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Wouldn't you know what did you just know it a Lillian a man spends his life?

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Risking everything for cartooning the most profound of all art forms

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Learning developing growing finding that within the movement of a line all life can be captured

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Discovering that all emotions live within the pen

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Taking each breath to the accompaniment of visions glorious visions from other worlds

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Dedicating every single act of his life to the service of that higher order only then

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Only then to find that imperfect manual skills and human arrows prevent him from rendering these visions into

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crystalline symbols

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Powerful enough to unlock the sublime secrets and ultimate truth of life

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There I think I've got it this time. Yes. I'm sure that this will wrap things up. What do you think dear?

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It's ridiculous JP perfectly ridiculous

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