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If somebody offered to make you the perfect bar of soap, what would you want it to be,

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Gentle.

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It should be gentle enough for a baby.

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I need a lot of heclochlorothene.

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It should be nice to my skin.

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I think it should float.

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It should make me socially desirable.

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It should make me rich and famous.

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Leather, lots of leather.

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Does it have to melt so fast?

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24 hour protection.

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It should float.

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Soap?

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We couldn't do it, America, so we made the almost perfect bar of soap.

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Alert, three kinds of soap in one bar.

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Alert smooths and conditions the skin and gives you 24 hour protection and is still gentle

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enough for a baby.

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New alert, the almost perfect bar of soap.

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The only thing it doesn't do is float.

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It should float.