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Well, what do you say?

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Let's take a look at it.

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Front, front, front, front, front, front.

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For mercy sakes, Eddie, what's got into you?

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Gracious.

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Just trying to slap some efficiency into this dugout.

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It's dying on its feet, Pop.

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I'll be dying on my feet.

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I'm going to be a headache if you don't quit pounding that bell.

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This is the new front system me and Ab are putting in.

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See, I pop the bell.

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Got it?

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And Ab hops off the bench and gives them service.

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See, Bell?

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Pop.

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Well, of all the fool contraptions.

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Big town stuff, Pop.

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And wait till you see Ab in his new uniform.

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Boy, is he hot.

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Look around and you will find every cloud is silver one.

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Oh, my chop.

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Dash it all.

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There goes another dish.

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Deal.

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I've often sung to meself I've sung.

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Mighty nice of Mr. Hemingway helping out when the cook left this morning.

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Sounds plenty happy too, Pop.

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Help me.

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Oh, my poor head.

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Gracious.

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I wonder what's happened.

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Better go out and look, Pop.

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Come on.

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Come on, Pop.

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Help me.

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Hey, what's the idea, hemmy old top trying to wreck the joint?

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Mercy sakes, Mr. Hemingway.

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What's happened?

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Oh, dear.

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I'm all over Twitter.

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Really, I am.

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Run.

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Run.

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Oh, your horse is a...

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It's a great trick, kid, but where you been?

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I've been trying to get into this monkey's cell.

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That's where I've been, if you want to know.

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Come on over here.

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Let's have a look.

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Well, that's class, hemmy old boy.

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What I mean.

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It just fits our purpose.

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Yeah, but it don't fit me too good.

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Never mind the wisecracks.

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Here, take this letter to the guy next to the no room.

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What do you mean, no room?

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Oh, didn't I tell you?

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You know the big closet in the hall upstairs.

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Yeah?

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So what?

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So I eased in a bed and a washstand and pressed bell.

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An extra room.

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Sam's up there now knocking a window in the back wall.

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I think of everything.

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Yeah, everything but Mrs. Hammond, wife.

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What she got to do with it?

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Nothing.

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Only all Sam's doing is knocking a hole in our bathroom.

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Hoo, hoo.

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For the love of Pete, hop up there and stop him, hab.

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I got to mind the test.

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Maybe if you minded your own business around here,

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it would be better, maybe.

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Watch your step, kid.

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Whoop.

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There.

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Where'd it go?

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Oh, there's a bed.

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Ah.

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Gee, Eddie, this is no time to sit down.

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I smell something burning.

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Go on, I'm not sitting down, kid.

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You ain't following me.

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Come on, Eddie.

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Oh, Zay, it's frightfully warm in here.

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Don't you think?

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Gracious John.

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That's an awful smelling pipe of yours.

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What you talking about, Jack?

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It ain't even lit yet.

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That shows you what prejudice will do for you.

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See this smoke, Eddie?

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Look, Eddie, the place is on fire.

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Gee.

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Maybe Sam left a cigarette in the closet or something.

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Open the door, kid.

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Cigarette, nothing.

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The place is all ablaze.

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Come on, let's go down and phone in the alarm.

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Okay, kid.

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I don't care if your pipe is lit or not.

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I smell something burning, John.

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Oh, merciful heavens.

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Here I've been idling away and completely forgetting my kindly duties.

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I must be off.

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Toodle-doo.

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Never mind, poor old Doan and not the mist of Hammon Way.

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All upstairs is on fire.

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Gee.

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Fire?

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Mercy.

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Eddie, for heaven's sake, what's happened?

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The joint's on fire, Pop.

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Fire?

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Gracious.

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My word.

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Hold on now.

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As Captain and the Rosebud volunteers, I'll take command, Zank.

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Come on, everybody.

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Out to the barn and get ladders of water and climb up the bales.

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I mean, oh, come on.

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I'm coming, son.

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Right, Sgt. Cole, and keep the fire ahead.

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Aye, aye, aye.

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Now hold your horses.

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We'll do this regulation matter.

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Get on, for sure.

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Hurry it on, Zank.

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Hurry it on.

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All right, John.

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Turn it on.

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Turn it?

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I'm trying to.

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What?

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Here.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Hey, Pop, never mind the hose.

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The fire is...

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I mean, there wasn't any fire.

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I mean...

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Oh, gee.

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Gracious, what are you talking about, son?

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Most of the smoke was from Mr. Hammon Way's cooking.

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Oh, dear me.

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My mutton chops.

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Wait a minute, Hammy, old boy.

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I'll go with you.

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Hey, wait a minute, Eddie.

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I want you to tell about the stovepipe.

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Gracious, son, what's all this mystery about?

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This is the pipe that was cut out of the wall to make a window.

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I mean, oh, come on to the kitchen.

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Eddie can explain you.

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Gracious, come on, John.

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Let's see what it's all about.

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Oh, they're utterly ruined, Eddie.

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They do small kind of well done.

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My word.

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I'm all over Twitter.

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Really, I am.

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Eddie, Abner tells me you can explain about this piece of stovepipe here.

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Wait a minute, Pop.

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I want to see what's burning up here.

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Mammy!

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Well, you boys seem to be having a lot of trouble.

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Hammy, next time you want to cook, get a cook.

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Okay, can do.

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I'll see you subsequently.