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The 3 July, 85, bars and tones will be cutaways and creation of a tape number 8.

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I didn't hear about anything except that I had said shit out loud when my audience could have heard me say it.

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You said that once I had an election.

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And she cried.

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She cried.

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Try to do it real personal.

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No, no, it's not fair. Just keep on going.

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What was her name? Larry Tann, yeah.

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No, no, no, no.

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What?

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I'll tell you later when I feel less like a dork.

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Oh, it's not the booger in Dolores' nose?

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No.

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So she'd say, well, if I, you know, it's going to be an omen.

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If I hit the air best turn, you'll hit your tours.

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And so she'd come out and hit the air best turn.

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And Kennedy would go, oh, I'm going to hit my turn, so it's going to be okay.

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Come out and go every which way.

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Do you remember that whole tour? He had such a hard time.

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He was like a ricocheting bullet.

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He was just bouncing off walls everywhere.

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Do you remember that?

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I can't believe you sang in the loft of the Lyric Opera while Joe Sullivan was singing.

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Wow, wait until they heard that.

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I never heard about that before.

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I never heard about that myself.

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Oh, yes. That one we kept, we were certain she'd be fired.

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Well, I think Carol Fox would have scalped her and then fired her.

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She found out.

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That would have really been the end.

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That would have really been the end.

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That dirty.

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Oh, I had one.

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Wait a minute, I had one too.

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One of Larry's good ones?

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I was just singing.

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I remember Larry and I singing in Summer Staff, Oklahoma.

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Under the mic.

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We were just having a ball.

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We thought we were way upstage in the back and we were standing back there.

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I was singing, Oklahoma.

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And at the top of our lungs, the last, okay.

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We screeched it.

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The conductor cut off the singers.

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We weren't watching the conductor.

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We were holding the note.

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Oh, did we catch it?

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They knew it was us.

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They knew exactly which mic we were standing under.

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He must have done that a lot because I remember Anna Marie Alberghetti.

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He sang her part.

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Do you remember you would do those things where you sang a certain part.

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Firefly.

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And then you were supposed to cut off and then it was her solo.

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Well, it was her and him.

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We were singing together.

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I remember that.

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We always got in trouble with singing.

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I remember Dorothy Allen when I sat on that breakaway chair.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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We were doing Molly Brown.

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Unsinkable Molly Brown.

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Dorothy Allen and I decided to make up a piece of business.

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I grabbed everything, threw it in my arms.

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I sat on this chair.

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It was the breakaway chair and it just went splat.

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It was a big trick.

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She was supposed to take that chair and bang it over somebody's head or something.

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Well, there we were.

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The stage manager chased me around the theater.

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I thought they were going to murder me.

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It was the greatest piece of business.

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If I only hadn't hit that chair, I would have been all right.

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Oh, you remember when we did Tom Sawyer in Kansas City and Larry ended up being the one that they stuck your head in the barrel?

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Oh, God, with the Roper chest.

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Somebody did something.

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With Lindbergh jeans.

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They used to do wonderful things like put Ben Gay in people's dance belts and all kinds of wonderful stuff.

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And stock.

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If they didn't like them.

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You did that to your boyfriend, Bruce.

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Remember Bruce Stoll?

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Good.

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It couldn't have happened without you.

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Oh, what a shocking admission.

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Yes, it's true.

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There's no record.

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I recorded all the interviews, interviews, honestly.

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All right.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Sorry about this, folks.

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What do you mean?

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Okay.

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All right.

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This won't be in.

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Well, it's just the reaction.

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Oh, we're not telling the stories.

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Okay.

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We want to have anybody on this.

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It's just people re-hanging, so say whatever you want.

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Do you remember when you did Snow with Dolores with your white toupee?

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Was it Snow or Sleeping Beauty?

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It was Snow.

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It was in Nutcracker.

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It was Snow.

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It was either Snow or Grandpa.

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I don't know.

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I just didn't know.

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No, it was Snow.

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Don't try her.

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Just re-hanging her face to the right.

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Do you remember?

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You must remember this, Mike.

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And everybody.

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You took her in the lift like that and her tutu brushed your hair piece up that way.

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And when he brought her down, it didn't come down.

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So it was like a baseball cap with the bulls sticking out.

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Yes, but he kept trying to put my body to brush it down.

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He took my body to try and get his tooth back down.

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Oh, I remember that.

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I also remember when you were dancing with Dolores and she put those things in her hand.

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That was...

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But our best...

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I thought she was going to break her neck trying to pull it out.

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Our best time...

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I thought she was going to rip up your face from the Pure West.

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Our best time was when we did Madame Popoff and Joey Don.

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And he said, oh, we don't have to rehearse.

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We know it.

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And he stepped on my dress and ripped it.

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And we started peeing in our pants because we were laughing so hard.

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Remember that time?

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I do.

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And your brother was giving us dirty looks because we were laughing like that.

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And we were lucky because Paige was at the back of the house and she couldn't tell what was going on.

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She thought you danced well that night.

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No, she came back and she said, I think you two ought to rehearse more.

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Something was strange.

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Didn't look right.

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Well, we were hysterical.

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Okay, now you're talking about Paige.

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Okay.

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Well, do you remember the time she clunked her head on the pipe and knocked herself out?

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Yes.

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There she walks, Miss Ballerina, and she walks into her bar and she grabs this thing and starts shaking it.

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The whole piece fell on her head.

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And there she was, staring around.

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It was very good, dear, very good.

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I don't have the children.

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Oh, what a good time.

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Do you remember, Patty, when we were doing a duo dance?

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We were still at Miss Rini's and we were doing a double dance.

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And my brother-in-law had taken us to this little church where we were doing this dance.

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And it was a place where the audience was surrounding us and we were on the same level.

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And there's this big Italian lady with her legs spread apart right down the center where we were dancing.

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And we started dancing together.

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And all I could think was, oh, God, I wish that lady would put her legs together.

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And before you knew it, I lost where I was in the dance.

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Took off like a wild banshee, just doing any kind of funny dancing.

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She, instead of carrying on, starts to try and follow me.

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Now there's two people running around doing absolutely nothing together.

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And my brother-in-law didn't come back and see us dance for 20 years.

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And he came back 20 years later and she was doing snow and I was doing sugar plum.

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And he said, boy, you two sure have improved.

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Remember that?

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Do you remember the time we double dated in Kansas City with those guys?

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We had diet talk during the double dating with this bunch of guys that had come and they were real wild.

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Was this your horny story?

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She says, they get in this convertible, they're going up in the mountains.

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She turns to the guy next to her and she goes, I feel so horny today.

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She didn't know what to worry about.

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She didn't know what horny meant.

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And then these guys tried to attack us.

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We didn't know what to do.

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We were all going, don't worry.

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That was the year, wasn't that the year we broke up?

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Oh, remember her when she was doing Susanna and she went so hard.

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She went behind the curtain with her pants on.

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And you saw it just spreading from beneath the curtain.

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Well, it was because Kenny had put on a Smith Brothers beard to do the parts.

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You both had, because it was for the duel.

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It was for the, where they had, you know, they had pots in their heads and garbage can lids.

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Well, we danced with garbage cans.

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We had to do gargouillades with garbage cans.

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You know, with heavy garbage cans.

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Slander.

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Slander.

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And do you remember how heavy the Carmen costume was?

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Do you remember that funny story?

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And I did it and his page came back and said,

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Darn, well, how did you like doing it?

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And I said, oh, I loved doing it, but those costumes weigh 40 pounds.

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She said, Carmen's a heavy story.

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You said the costumes are so heavy.

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And she said, darling, Carmen's a heavy story.

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Splash, you know.

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It was a car.

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Yes.

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This will be a presence in the room with the 60 cycle hum.

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See what you can do to notch it out.

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I'll give you a tone.

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And here it is.

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And a present.