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I am an unemployed junior executive man.

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Would you care to say anything further?

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Certainly.

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Hit it, guys.

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Back in the old days, you know I was no fool.

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I got a BS degree in business.

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Oh, baby, I was cool.

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But the country had lots of jobs now.

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It was easy to find me one.

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But now with this unemployment, the job market ain't no fun.

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You know I am an unemployed junior executive man.

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I've got my suit, my briefcase, my wingtip, but I got no job.

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I got no plan.

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I once worked for a broker, but my Dow Jones went too low.

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I had a job at an ad agency once, vice president in charge of snow.

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Now I've got to find something easy now that I'm over 30.

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But how can I find any work when I won't get my hands dirty?

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You know I am an unemployed junior executive man.

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I still subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, but I've got no job.

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I've got no plan.

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I've got a house in the suburbs.

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I've got an RV too.

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But I'm starting to get a little nervous when all these bills come due.

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I've got a wife and a girlfriend.

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You know I got two kids.

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But when you're overqualified for nothing, it's tough to hit the skiers.

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You know I am an unemployed junior executive man.

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I've got my suit, my briefcase, my wingtip, but I've got no job.

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I've got no plan.

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I had the easiest job in the world.

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I would come in around 10.30, chase my secretary around the office,

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chase my secretary around the office, and go out to lunch.

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I had 71 credit cards.

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71 cards.

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Now look at me.

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Look here.

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You know I am an unemployed junior executive man.

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Out of work.

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I thought I had the world by my checkbook.

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Now I got no job.

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I got no plan.

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I know. I'll call the employment office.

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Hello.

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Yes, I am an unemployed junior executive man looking for work.

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Now, somewhere in the $40,000 to $50,000 range.

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Qualifications.

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Well, I go out to lunch quite well.

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A job in marketing.

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Yes, I think I can handle that.

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Nine o'clock.

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I'll see you around 10.30.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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The not-so-channel of our program,

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the Not vanilla결,

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Now, I'm out in the cold here...

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I did not make it big...

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But delivering newspaper

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Ain't no junior executive gig!

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I'm broke and disgusted.

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That's not gonna get me down.

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I know I get back to Easy Street.

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If I could only get downtown, you know I am.

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Unemployed junior executive man.

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I've got my suit, my briefcase, my wing chair.

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But I got no job. I got no plan.

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I knew I should have gone to dental school.